Lord! Geez! Ha! are but some of the comments made by a friend while going through Chuck Norris vs. Mt. T, one of the three pseudofactoid books in The Good, The Bad, and the Deadly: The Chuck Norris Fact Thrillogy. Knowing this friend is a woman, you can imagine how much fun a man will have reading these. The Chuck Norris Thrillogy is 489 pages or so of funny factoids and makes for a funny, original, addictive, and manly Christmas present or birthday gift. Warning: Some of the factoids are crude and some of the language might offend.
"Giraffes were created after Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse"
The Thrillogy consists of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, The Truth About Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped. All three books are funny, enjoyable, and quotable. There are the odd Norris factoid crossovers but they are few and far between. It is impossible to figure out which of these three factoid collections is best
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them all in the face because he already knows the joke is not going to be funny enough."
Geeks will certainly appreciate "Windows Vista runs fine on Chuck Norris computer."
Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T has funny factoids about both Walker, Texas Ranger and Mr. T. A very funny one is about Mr. T is "While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard he spoke clearly for a week."
Geeks will certainly appreciate "Windows Vista runs fine on Chuck Norris' computer."
The Chuck Norris Thrillogy makes a great birthday gift or Xmas present for the man s man in your life.